Life should be like a sitcom

Once in a while i find myself in this mood. The american english speaking/writing/talking mood. I wanna do everything in english. I mean everything. Then i do certain things like talking to myself or writing different stuff or what ever until i realize that i can't socialize like this cuz no one here speaks english. It's very often and its very painful. 

Why can't life be more like a sitcom?

I could hear my voice like a narrator telling my every move and explaining why i do it. And i could skip the lame parts of life like going places, i could just show up somewhere. And have background music every time a day begins.
A girl can only dream.

That question has been haunting me all week,. You must wonder why, well u dont cuz no one really reads this thing but me, its because i've been immersed in an everlasting marathon of How I Met Your Mother which is now my favorite show ever. What a clever writing!!! and acting!! i mean Hello Neil Patrick Harris!!! wish i had the guts to throw myself at  a character like that. Thumbs up and multiple high 5's to NPH. The whole crew actually.

So i've watch the entire 7 season of the show and boy it got me thinking. Despite the fact that it's a sitcom, it has so much truth and heart, of course its covered up with humor. Awesome love stories that of course are just fictional cuz they'll never truly occur. Take for example the whole Robyn and Barney thing, that amazing chemistry, the love, the timing, man its good. Or the never ending true love between Marshall and Lilly. And the tender hope  Ted shows every season, the urge and the necessity of finding that true love no matter what goes wrong on the way there. 

I should be hopeful like Ted, try to not give up, but i get all confused and the whole series have me wondering about myself and life and how i act and face different things. I know it can sound crazy that a TV show would get me all head over heels like this but it does. 

I want to think that im a like the bad ass Robyn who's not just mind blowing beautiful but also smart, funny, independent, strong and kinda like a Bro. I really think that's what im trying to be or how i try to sell myself to ppl but seeing the show im thinking maybe its just a facade. But that makes me wonder: Who am i really? Do i get all Bro on dudes to get approval? Do we all girls do that? 
I know for sure that i dont wanna be a girly stupid pink girl like Becky her co-anchor at the morning show Robyn hosted in season 4 and 5. A job that Barney got her so she woudn't get deported. 
I think of myself as and independent girl but still in relationships i like to be very close, maybe im not as tough as i think. 
I dont know.
All this mindfuck gets me nostalgic, thinking that im saying all this stuff and discovering all this about me cuz im not in a relationship and i haven't even had approached by a guy in lets say... ever :D. 
I've been single for almost a year, my ex probably still thinks i got the hots for him, which i absolutely dont, and i haven't met anyone. Sad, huh? 
I kinda went out on a date the other day, i was suuuuper excited and it turned out to be very boring actually. We had a nice day walking and talking and stuff but no spark, no chemistry, no nothing. LAME.
But imma get all Ted Mosby on this whole thing and never lose hope. Imma see this as a chance to discover stuff bout me in order to be ready for something more. 

ps: completely head over heels inlove with Barney Stinson and of course the actor who plays him Neil Patrick Harris, who by the way is totally inlove with his husband David Burtka. Envy much? Hell yeah.